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I-CAN’T-bELIEVE-YOU-DID-THIS-TO-ME……..!

GOD DAMN IT!

HOW COULD yoU do THIS TO ME??!!

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So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

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FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

It’s important for both parties to realize that, if the condom is too snug, it’s more likely to break. 

As for the “slut shaming”,
GUYS ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO LIE ABOUT SEX. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY WOMEN MUST BE LYING WHEN THEY SAY THEY’RE “ON THE PILL” BEFORE THEY HAVE SEX, OR ARE IGNORANT TO HOW BIRTH CONTROL WORKS BUT TAKE IT ANYWAY???
Birth control, when taken PROPERLY, is 99.9% effective. So the women who say “I was taking my birth control the way my doctor told me to” and get pregnant, when there are SUCH HUGE NUMBERS OF THOSE PEOPLE, some of them must be lying, or have no clue how the pill works. It’s important to keep in mind that guys aren’t the only ones who lie about this shit, and it’s ignorant and biased to think so.

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